Absolutely loved The Phantom Menace, EXCEPT for that entirely annoying Jar Jar character. What a complete and utter mistake to have that character in the movie. Please, Lucas, let me review the next movie's script so that I can weed out mistakes like this and save you much embarrassment.
All of 3D Realms people who went to see the movie last night wore tee shirts we made that said "Jar Jar Must Die" and showed a picture of Jar Jar's head being lopped off with a light saber. Dozens of people at the theater asked us were they could get the shirt. Pictures of us in line wearing these shirts will be on our web site soon.
We're also going to open a movie review site, 3D Realms' style, at www.MovieSuckage.com, which will have short articles by 3D Realms people about major movies that unfortunately include utterly dumb things. Message boards will be available for everyone to make their comments, too. Should be fun.
I really hope LucasArts is smart enough to not make any games involving Jar Jar -- he's the new metaphor for failure. Trespasser is now off the hook.
Jar Jar is dus dat gekke gerenderde beest dat volgens velen de film volledig verpest heeft: