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Dan ook nog maar even wat humor. Ik vond een berichtje in nl.humor waarin wat unpublished Windhoos errors stonden. Ik quote het bericht hieronder even neer:

Subject: Winhoos?
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 00:35:59 +0100
From: "M.G.Visser"
Organization: News Service
(http://www.news-service.com/)
Newsgroups: nl.humor


The unpublised errors

WinErr


001 Windows loaded System in danger
002 No error Not yet
003 Dynamic linking error Your mistake is now in every
file
004 Erroneous error Nothing is wrong
005 Multitasking attempted System confused
006 Malicious error Deskview found on drive
007 System price error Inadequate money spent on
hardware
008 Broken window Watch out for glass fragments
009 Horrible bug encountered God knows what has
happened
00A Promotional literature overflow Mailbox full
00B Inadequate disk space Free at least 50MB
00C Memory hog error More RAM needed. More! More!
More!
00D Window closed Do not look outside
00E Window open Do not look inside
00F Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
010 Unexplained error Please tell us how this happened
011 Unexpected error Huh?
012 Keyboard locked Try anything you can think of
013 Unrecoverable error System has been destroyed.
Buy a new one.
Old Windows licence is not valid anymore
014 User error Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
015 Operating system overwritten Please reinstall all
your software. We are
terribly sorry
016 Illegal error You are not allowed to get this error.
Next
time you will get a penalty for that
017 Uncertainty error Uncertainty may beinadequate
018 System crash We nare unable to figure out our own
code
019 Timming error Please wait. And wait. And wait. And
Wait
01A Reserved for future mistakes by our
developers
01B Error recording error codes Additional errors will be
lost
01C Virus error A virus has been activated in a dos-box.
The virus, however, requires Windows. All
tasks will automatically be closed and the
virus will be activated again
01D Mouse not found A mouse driver has not been
installed.
Please click the left mouse button to
continue
01E Error buffer overflow Too many errors encountered.
Additional
errors may not be displayed or recorded
01F This will end your Windows session. Do
you want to play another game?
020 Time out error Operator fell asleep while waiting for
the
system to compleet boot procedure
021 Insufficient Memory Only 50,312,583 Bytes availeble

Ik weet niet zeker of ie goed overkomt (vanwege Netscape's vage c&p), maar ik probeer het toch maar...

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