Bij Something Awful kwam ik deze serieuze aankondiging tegen: ze mogen hun release date gemist hebben, Bitboys gaat 62 nieuwe videokaarten uitbrengen de komende 3 maanden! Er staat een kort interview bij met Shane Long, directeur van BitBoys:
"I am excited to announce the 'XXXBA' line of consumer-level graphics cards, each of which has at least 500 times the power of all the governmental supercomputers combined. These cards will take advantage of our newly acquired 'QRAM', as we've discovered that our current line of eDRAM is too slow and inferior, often only running games like 'Unreal Tournament' in 1600 x 1200 resolution at a paltry 429 frames per second. Originally we moved to RRAM, URAM, and LARAM, but they weren't fast enough and not nearly as chocolatey-rich as the QRAM." When asked for a demonstration of the current line of cards, Long responded by saying, "I would, but I don't have one handy. I think I left the card in my hotel room. No wait, actually I accidentally left it behind at the airport's bar. I'll go back and get it later or something."
Dit diagram laat duidelijk zien hoe snel de nieuwe kaarten zijn:
Klaar voor de toekomst, die mensen van BitBoys